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Q What does a womans asshole do from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do vampires get AIDS Funny jokes best from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Do vampires get AIDS?

Why is it that at class reunions from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Three women are about to be executed from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

Yo Momma is so ugly that she from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Mommy all the kids at school say from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

Why couldnt the alligator send emails on from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Q Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What did the really ugly man do from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

How do you know when a woman from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Why do women have smaller feet than from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

Three men an editor a photographer and from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish." The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the deadline for tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.

A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.

An accountant is having a hard time from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

A husband and wife entered the dentists from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

A little boy walked down the aisle from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, "I was being the ring bear."

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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused Because from Flashcomment Funny jokes 50 best jokes Jokes
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.